Privacy and elections

Someone from the Conservative Party sent a text to my phone, saying this.

“Hi, it’s Sarah from the Conservative Party.
Can the Conservative Party count on your support in the next federal election?
Reply:
Yes
No”

What should I respond with?

Someone from the Conservative Party sent a text to my phone, saying this.

“Hi, it’s Sarah from the Conservative Party.
Can the Conservative Party count on your support in the next federal election?
Reply:
Yes
No”

What should I respond with?

Google “old man balls”

Select grossest photo you can find.

Copy and paste into reply.

Hit send

You are welcome.

correct response: “I was going to vote for your candidate until I realized the Conservative Party does not respect my privacy and sends me unsolicited text messages. Can you recommend a different party that does show this respect?”

correct response: “I was going to vote for your candidate until I realized the Conservative Party does not respect my privacy and sends me unsolicited text messages. Can you recommend a different party that does show this respect?”

That’s gold! I’m using that next election cycle.

correct response: “I was going to vote for your candidate until I realized the Conservative Party does not respect my privacy and sends me unsolicited text messages. Can you recommend a different party that does show this respect?”

That’s gold! I’m using that next election cycle.

Done…