I keep seeing on this forum “it’s all over but the crying.”
So, a question… Will Lance be overcome with emotion at it being the end of his final tour and actually CRY? And will Sheryl be there to lend a shoulder?
Who else? Jan – lost his last change to beat Lance?
Jan will cry because he knows that Lance is the only real competition in Le Tour. Lance will say " I came , I saw, and I kicked the Frenchie’s asses" (no ofense towards Francois).
Jan will cry because he knows that Lance is the only real competition in Le Tour. Lance will say " I came , I saw, and I kicked the Frenchie’s asses" (no ofense towards Francois).
Uhhhhh – Jan is from Germany, Basso is from Italy. I don’t think any French were considered for a Podium spot.
I was being sarcastic.
Lance will start crying on the way home when he realizes that is just going to be a normal guy, and won’t be racing anymore. He won’t be able to stand being “Mr. Mom”
I hear it now… “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! I need to call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhmbulance!!!”
“Will Lance be overcome with emotion at it being the end of his final tour and actually CRY?”
Only if Cheryl decided to leave. I’d cry to. 
I have inside word from his new speach writer “Coolio” that the statement will be much like:
Yo, bitches…I kicked all your asses for the last seven years…I called out every brother on the planet to let all you chumps know that this shit is your last chance…and I walked all up on your asses. Aint no one a man but me…Cherl knows that shit be true to, she aint no Trek and shit like that but she likes to be ridden hard. So, To late bitches, dont bother coming looking for more of this shit…I gave it, you couldnt handle it; Yo. now dont be all gettin in my face and shit or I will have my posse bust a cap in your ass…
You sound so white.
He will cry several days later when for the first time he will have the time to listen to his girlfriend’s music. Poor sucker.
With all the Lance this, Lance that threads…in response to this one…
Who cares!!!
Kiss my ass and shit you honkey cracker. This really frosts my shorts and shit - bitch.
Damn…cant find my Birkenstocks
No. He will never cry about it being over until he is very old. But then he will look back perhaps. Then he will cry.
"You sound so white. "
holy moly- i have been waiting for this for so long. My wife and I were talking the other day and commenting on what Sheryl Crow calls singing- cripes, it is freaking screaming nonsense. Just horrible- chalkboard/nails shit- just miserable.
Leave it to me to see the bright side once again…at least he is not with Jewel or Sinead Oconner…all we would get then is songs about how death is better than cycling…Crow is at least a bit up beat
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Lance can’t cry…
he has made no friends in the peloton…
Yup, you may have a bit of point there- could be worse. I must be in the minority, her records sell. I think he needs to ask out Belinda Carlisle- GoGo’s- great tunes
you think if he didn’t win he’d have to eat Crow?
bad humor i know - but I laughed
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