Post pictures of your Facebook Marketplace "gems"

I saw this one today. Sure, let’s post a photo of a mud-spattered car that you’re trying to sell. The inside pictures were just as bad. I would be scared to buy a stick of wood from this person.

NO TITLE bill of sale only nothing wrong with the car I’m just looking for something else seats need seat covers or new seats near rotor new battery new tires open to all trades least. I can say is no WILL BE AN AMAZING PARTS CAR

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Nice

When negotiating, make sure to find out if the 400 grams of meth hidden in the spare tire are included in the purchase price

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I wonder if an undercover LEO looks at it and records the VIN to see if it was stolen.

not FB but :eyes:

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What the heck? There is a market for “vintage hair”??? No, that’s not weird at all.

on the plus side, it’s priced to sell

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You just don’t see hair like that nowadays. That’s a steal.

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I wonder why my wife keeps all the kids baby teeth. Now I know they can use them to fund their retirement by selling them for $2 each on EBay

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“Bonneville Mad Max Edition”

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i’m curious about the spout and hope it ejects a flame

People’s failure to at least give items a cursory cleaning before posting them for sale always amazes me.

I follow a FB page called “Fuckwits on FB Buy & Sell Groups” that is an absolute goldmine of questionable “gems” and hilarious descriptions (“chester draws” is a recurring favorite).

From that page:

One of the comments under that was “Did Ed Gein reupholster it?”

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the old cushion must have been unspeakable

That thing looks like someone was playing with matches after farting into the chair one to many times!

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Just…. why? WHY???

Often times what gets me is not the item itself but the price they’re trying to sell it for.

This is an afront to the frame and this person should not own bikes. Looking for a VERY specific buyer

That would be hugely popular with the hipsters in my area.

i’d expect a free tetanus shot with those pedals

And what’s up with those bars? I’ve never seen that before. Are those sold on any stock bikes?

It’s hard to imagine any benefit over either standard flat or drop bars.