elitist - absolutely!
How can anyone think there is a better guitar player than jerry garcia? I mean really people!
How can people ski anywhere else than Mad River Glen?
How can people fish in fresh water with bait? philistines i say!
Elitist- sure why not
Guitar player- are you serious? Hendix any day of the week followed by santana
ski- never done much of it, water, now thats a different story
fishing- if it comes from fresh water, its not fishing.
Being an asshole. Yup, guilty as charged.
I was called an arrogant bastard by a commuter for not calling “on your left” this morning. (We had a “discussion” re: the various merits and pitfalls of “on your left”)
Can I get a ruling?
I think the difference between “Arrogant Bastard” and “Elitist Asshole” is mainly that I ski at SB and Jay as opposed to MRG.
Elitist: Narcissistic A-Type who believes if your time is slow you didn’t train enough. Check.
Guitar: Prefer Stevie Ray Vaughan
Ski: Double Blacks my first day out (at 13 nonetheless
Fishing: Been out deep sea fishing once. Caught the most fish on the boat.
A-hole: My wife calls me the tin man (due to the lack on a real heart). Check.
Good times, let’s have more threads where I can talk about myself.
Of course relatively little of the music I like has a real guitarist (or one worth noting if they do) but I’ve always felt Alex Lifeson was underrated.
Ski? Don’t you know all the cool kids are snowboarding!
Yeah. I get freaked out enough seeing fish under me in open water (look a tri reference to keep it on topic), why would I want any more interaction?
My brother actually introduces himself to people as an asshole: “Hi, I’m Pete and I’m an asshole.” But he’s much better at it than I am.
I was an elitist a-hole until I got passed on the bike by that chick wearing birkenstocks riding a twenty year old rusty bike. Since then I have cut it back to just being an a-hole.
I’m a food snob. There, I said it. I can’t eat instant rice and I give my parents a lecture everytime I go home because they never have fruits and vegetables. And if it comes out of a box, I don’t want anything to do with it. Whole Foods is my favorite store.
Asshole confession:
Anyone who has seen me hungry knows that my head spins and fire comes out of my ears.
I can’t argue the Hendrix and best gutiarist, but would add Jimmy Page to that list as well…
There’s only one way to fish, and that is on a paddle board in the water, with super light tackle. It is a scaled down version of the old man and the sea…Nothing like an 6 lb bass, pulling you out to sea on 6 lb test…
Real open water swims are held in the ocean, open ocean, not harbors, bays, or lakes…
Elitist- since the day I was born
Guitar player- Jimmy Paige, Duane Allman/Dickey Betts, Lindsey Buckingham, Brian May (in that order)
ski- through the slush of the northwest and the ice of the midwest mostly
fishing- why bother?
Being an asshole - never
I agree wholeheartedly about bait fishing. Nothing worse than the damn wormslingers leaving their beer cans and worm cups along the banks of my favorite rivers that have artificial fly/lure restrictions.