Yesterday I was riding my CERVELO P3 Nitrous Oxide Carbon plated Gold cruising along at Mach 3 when…
This chicken was crossing the road.
I though, why would the chicken cross the road.
Well, anyways, he was all bloody from this COCKFIGHT (for AmyCO). I know he actually did the fight because he had on a shirt that said COCKFIGHT Lake Placid '05. But, his fighting spurs were carbon fiber. Anyone with any knowlegde of the sport knows you don’t enter a COCKFIGHT with CF spurs, but with electoplated aluninum wind-tunnel tested spurs.
I yelled “Hey, you poser chicken COCKFIGHTER, why you crossing the road?”
He said he was going to spur a PETA member.
Edit: I forgot to add that Jennifer Aniston was holding his hand.
This was no Ordinary chicken – but one evolved through intellegent design!! This chicken was so smart, it made money by doing a boob job on Tara Reid. Unfortunately, he had to pay too much in taxes and was broke - so he was crossing the road on his way to Canada.
ahh ha, isn’t this the same chicken that was busted early on in his cockfighting career when he was tested positive for anabolic steroids? which are not only thought to enhance aggressiveness in humans but also birds. oh, and his spurs were constructed of titanium, not carbon fibre.
i later heard this bloodied and rattled up cock was deterred from actually crossing the road into canada cuz (since he was so intelligent) realized that cnadian health care for “Cock Fighters” was sub-par. so he decided to hop on a flight to san fran. but wait, before boarding into the plane he made certain that the pilots aren’t “french pilots” (ask Heavy D).