Plumber finds cash stuffed in toilet wall at Joel Osten’s megachurch

So what are the odds, that this was some sort of inside job and this was a sort of rainy day fund for if ol’ Joel gets caught fondling boys or something and his con game comes crashing down around him?

I th8nk you mean when rather than if. It’s just a matter of time.

And this would be better than drug money. Scumbag that he is Osteen and his cohort are a lot less likely to try to recover their loot in a violent and potentially terminal manner.

Wasn’t this the premise of the movie “No Country for Old Men”? That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

Though if I’m going to get offed by the mob, captive bolt projectile to the head is probably the most painless and quick way to do it!

So what are the odds, that this was some sort of inside job and this was a sort of rainy day fund for if ol’ Joel gets caught fondling boys or something and his con game comes crashing down around him?

I th8nk you mean when rather than if. It’s just a matter of time.

And this would be better than drug money. Scumbag that he is Osteen and his cohort are a lot less likely to try to recover their loot in a violent and potentially terminal manner.

Wasn’t this the premise of the movie “No Country for Old Men”? That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

Yeah but now you know to look for the tracking device, and don’t take the dying Mexican water.

So what are the odds, that this was some sort of inside job and this was a sort of rainy day fund for if ol’ Joel gets caught fondling boys or something and his con game comes crashing down around him?

I th8nk you mean when rather than if. It’s just a matter of time.

And this would be better than drug money. Scumbag that he is Osteen and his cohort are a lot less likely to try to recover their loot in a violent and potentially terminal manner.

Wasn’t this the premise of the movie “No Country for Old Men”? That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

Yeah but now you know to look for the tracking device, and don’t take the dying Mexican water.

So you are saying NCFOM was a sort of “How to” tutorial for how to steal from Mexican cartels?

So what are the odds, that this was some sort of inside job and this was a sort of rainy day fund for if ol’ Joel gets caught fondling boys or something and his con game comes crashing down around him?

I th8nk you mean when rather than if. It’s just a matter of time.

And this would be better than drug money. Scumbag that he is Osteen and his cohort are a lot less likely to try to recover their loot in a violent and potentially terminal manner.

Wasn’t this the premise of the movie “No Country for Old Men”? That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

Yeah but now you know to look for the tracking device, and don’t take the dying Mexican water.

So you are saying NCFOM was a sort of “How to” tutorial for how to steal from Mexican cartels?

I can’t recommend it. Stick to stealing from From mega churches. Not only will you. To have your tongue pulled out the new slot in your throat but your probably doing the world a favor because screw those charlatans. Is stealing from thieves really stealing?

So what are the odds, that this was some sort of inside job and this was a sort of rainy day fund for if ol’ Joel gets caught fondling boys or something and his con game comes crashing down around him?

I th8nk you mean when rather than if. It’s just a matter of time.

And this would be better than drug money. Scumbag that he is Osteen and his cohort are a lot less likely to try to recover their loot in a violent and potentially terminal manner.

Wasn’t this the premise of the movie “No Country for Old Men”? That movie alone would steer me far clear of any suspected drug money.

Yeah but now you know to look for the tracking device, and don’t take the dying Mexican water.

So you are saying NCFOM was a sort of “How to” tutorial for how to steal from Mexican cartels?

More like a “How Not To” tutorial.

Plumber will get a reward.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/lakewood-church-plumber-money/285-25f1adf1-b744-4e1a-b9eb-a24fd1bd197a

Plumber will get a reward.

https://www.khou.com/...1a-b9eb-a24fd1bd197a

The plumber guy rubs me the wrong way. “Hey look everyone at what a responsible and upstanding guy I am. I turned in the money. Now give me my reward.” Demanding a reward is not really how these things work.

Seems like a good thread to drop this one into:

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