Please answer this question in true ST fashion

"So…

My new “triathlon” body has been lucky enough to pick up a long time friend and now girl-friend. I’m finding it hard to get to sleep early (9-9.30pm I usually start to doze off).

My girlfriend is a swimmer so she gets up early too but I seem to need a bit more sleep than she does. I get up at 5am to train most weekdays but have been so tired from staying up a bit later that my training is suffering.

Any ideas?"

I saw this on another forum and wished he had posted this question here. The title of his thread is “Late Night Sex and Triathlon”. The answers from this forum are much more direct (and humorous) as some of the answers on the other forum are actually trying to help this guy as if it is a real problem. I’m sure he is a real stud, but how much time does it take, honestly? Just HTFU.

Tell them to get married, then the sex will stop.

jaretj

I’m sure he is a real stud, but how much time does it take, honestly? Just HTFU.

Now that’s a double entendre if I’ve ever seen one…

Tell them to get married, then the sex will stop.

x2. Or, wait, x1/2, or maybe x1/4. Or something like that.

What is this guy talking about…my new “triathlon” body is the same fat ass I’ve always had, but crammed into a spandex onesie that’s two sizes too small for me. How is that supposed to get me laid?

What is this guy talking about…my new “triathlon” body is the same fat ass I’ve always had, but crammed into a spandex onesie that’s two sizes too small for me. How is that supposed to get me laid?

That’s easy. Crotchless tri-shorts.

-Jot

I’m sure he is a real stud, but how much time does it take, honestly? Just HTFU.

Now that’s a double entendre if I’ve ever seen one…

Probably less time then his T1 or even T2

Sure revolutionized peeing on the bike.

I saw this on another forum and wished he had posted this question here. The title of his thread is “Late Night Sex and Triathlon”. The answers from this forum are much more direct (and humorous) as some of the answers on the other forum are actually trying to help this guy as if it is a real problem.

Let me guess, Beginner Triathelete?

Place is a pathetic lovefest.

I saw this on another forum and wished he had posted this question here. The title of his thread is “Late Night Sex and Triathlon”. The answers from this forum are much more direct (and humorous) as some of the answers on the other forum are actually trying to help this guy as if it is a real problem.

Let me guess, Beginner Triathelete?

Place is a pathetic lovefest.

BINGOOOO!! I read there some times depending on my mood. For feel good stuff, BT is the place. For real world discussions and honest answers (for the most part) ST is the place to go. Sometimes the truth hurts but it is necessary to improve.

What is BT? Bi*** twitch? He needs to pop the inflatable friend.

What is BT? Bi*** twitch? He needs to pop the inflatable friend.

Great first post. Way to start out.

What is this guy talking about…my new “triathlon” body is the same fat ass I’ve always had, but crammed into a spandex onesie that’s two sizes too small for me. How is that supposed to get me laid?

That’s easy. Crotchless tri-shorts.

-Jot

I hate crothless tri-shorts. MY balls hang out!

thats tough I have been there several times and I never found a truly good answer.

Just be glad you arent dating a drunk college girl, I did that for a bit, man it was hard getting in early workouts after a night of 10 beers. I did it, but man, at the ripe old age of 30, I just cant hang like that anymore.

Yes, it can be a love fest, but when things get wild and woolly, people are not just banned. They get warnings, and posts sometimes get pulled, but the people in question get to find out why. And not all the answers over there are so PC…subtle humor is actually appreciated…

As to his dilemma - never found it an issue to train and have sex. Intervals are good for you :wink:

What is this guy talking about…my new “triathlon” body is the same fat ass I’ve always had, but crammed into a spandex onesie that’s two sizes too small for me. How is that supposed to get me laid?

That’s easy. Crotchless tri-shorts.

-Jot

**I hate crotchless tri-shorts. MY balls hang out!

Not very aero (or attractive).

Yes, it can be a love fest, but when things get wild and woolly, people are not just banned. They get warnings, and posts sometimes get pulled, but the people in question get to find out why. reply]

And I call total BS on that. I was banned for calling out one of thier so-called coaches. They (the moderators) placate the coach wannabes to no end becasue they know newbies seek them out. Two or three “experts” respond to every question in the hopes of drumming up business.

Place has become a haven for wanna be coaches preying on the ill-informed.

that is true, One time a year or so ago, I asked the best way to peak twice in a season, there were about 30 PMs from “coaches” in my inbox trying to sell me a training plan…I didnt respond to any of them.

that is true, One time a year or so ago, I asked the best way to peak twice in a season, there were about 30 PMs from “coaches” in my inbox trying to sell me a training plan…I didnt respond to any of them.

hmmm maybe because I have been there longer than here that has not been my experience…there are certainly plenty of coaches and “coaches” selling there wares here too…I just think they handle things better in terms of forum rules etc…

yeah major differnce being that their training logs become billbaords for their services. A newbie is sure to be impressed by some guy that has USAT Level 1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7 certifcations, and podium finishes at sprints in West Bumfuck, USA plastered all over his page. Add that to his thousands of posts and it’s no wonder they are considered experts.