Pink Jupiter Time

Opening shot: Start shot from 450 miles above Earth. Zoom closer and closer to Mr. Tibbs standing on baren hill top. He will be wearing BDUs (pants will be unbloused over well worn HI-Tech boots), jungle hat, large pack, M4/203 will be held in his hands horizontily across his chest, two day old beard, very dirty, very thin. He should look exhausted and be shaking do to cold. Move camera around him twice. On second rotation stop in front of him. Zoom to close up of mouth.

Mr. Tibbs: It’s funny when fear is in you. It is a monkey that knows how not to fall. But love is a fit where the angles matter most.

Sound effect of a shot and hold camera as Mr. Tibbs mouth then rest of face slide down the shot. Hold camera view. Sound effects of heavy breathing.

Mr. Tibbs voice from off camera: My death is easier than the comedy of truth.

Shot: Front of a bike store. Woman walks up to the store and enters.

Shot:Cut to interoir of store. empty except merchandise. Man sits on stool. Watching a cartoon on a monitor attached to a far wall. Woman walks up to man. Man stays focuses on TV.

Woman: Not so busy.

Man: I sent them away.

Woman: Why?

Man: I knew you where coming. I wanted to tell you alone.

Woman: What are you going to tell me?

Man: Nothing fits you here.

Woman: If you carried Quintana Roo you could sell to me.

Man: I will have nothing of Dan here.

Woman: So nothing will fit here huh?

Man: Take a dirve. Bikesport Michigan will have what you need.

Woman slaps man. Man still focuses on Bugs Bunny.

Woman: How dear you bring up Bombbay.

Man: It was your fault.

Cut to scene of a pair of Whriling Dervishes. As they spin the Looney Toons theme plays. Cut back to bike shop Man and Woman sit on floor backs to each other.

Woman: It’s cold in winter.

Man:Yes. It gets cold. So I will move to Pheonix.

Woman: Texture.

Cut to scene on beach. A small gopha wearing sun glasses tans on a towel.

Gopha: They have both forgotten. It is cool though. It’s always cool when your furry.

Cut back to store man trues a wheel while Woman lays on counter.

Man: You should leave now.

Woman: I have left be can only return.

Man: You smell my fear and laugh. That is your sin not mine.

Woman: You will forget me if I go.

Star disolve to a tree. A squirel will run aorund the tree six times. Disolve back to shop. Woman will be close left side of screen. Man will be further back right of screen. When each character speaks they will be out of focus when they listen they will be in focus.

Man: Go now.

Woman: I have no need of this.

Man: They said you would do this and they are always right. You are pain.

Woman: I reflect what you send out. I am your mirror.

Wide shot of store. Show woman walking out. Close up of man. Tear rolls down face.

Finn

Voice over: Bikesport Michigan the art of bicycle fitting.

If it’s really 4:55 am where you are, you seriously need sleep, dude.

Deke

trippy
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What kind of acid did the doctor prescribe for that wrist injury?

Years ago I worked with a guy who was a bit odd. One of his quirks was that he would interject something onto the middle of a conversation the was completely off topic and irrelevant. We’d be talking about a ball game and he’d chime in with something like “Do you like strawberries?” or “Does your grandma have a cat?” To this day, when someone comes up with something off the wall, our immediate response is “Does your grandma have a cat?”

So Mr. Tibbs, does your grandma have a cat?

This reads like Hemingway, if Hemingway had been tripping on LSD. You can’t get stuff like this at Barnes & Noble.

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And they got a PEPPER BAR!!!

Reread. I forgot to add the last line.

Do you like strawberries?

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