This sad story is another example of why all triathletes should have a road bike to go with their tri bike. There's an old saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". I'll tell you, it has nothing to do with sex. Had my man here had a road bike he could have been able to go on that group ride and relaxed and right now he'd be up to his bird in bush. Instead mister hot rod tri guy is worried about the ride being too slow for his red hot tri self and now he's home cleaning the house with his bird in his hand!
"She declined, but then txt msg’d me at around midnight to meet her for a drink. I declined this time, but I would go if the opportunity presented itself again. "
Erm, that was your opportunity knocking, why do you think it will knock again. You’ve turned this girl down twice now. Don’t expect to be third time lucky, as the chances are there won’t be a third time.
You must not have too many opportunities to date attractive women or you are married. She’s a nice girl, and she was being nice. You guys must trip over your own feet when you see a hot chick.
I admit, I fawked up on the bike ride thing, but she’s not the only thing in town.
Since I must be “FOS or gay”, why don’t we dress you up in a wig and high heels and you can be my bitch.
Okay speaking for the women of ST, now I must know what you look like-picture please? Remember, less is more. LOL
Patricia
Boo is a cute dude, but he’s clearly an idiot.
This is the exact scenario that I miss from my college athlete days. The peer-to-peer (brother-to-brother) banter that makes it worth while.
Here goes … for my own amusement …
**You must not have too many opportunities to date attractive women or you are married. **
No and Yes. Dated out of my league many times, was fortunate to marry one. You’ll notice that I haven’t started two seperate threads about her, any of our funny situations, or called her “Selma Hayek hot”.
**She’s a nice girl, and she was being nice. **
Yeah, and?
You guys must trip over your own feet when you see a hot chick.
No, we simply acted cool in the situation, didn’t question her to death. When they asked, we simply said “Sure, I’ll be there” … and we never sdtarted two seperate threads about it at a sports-specific message board. I believed the saying, “He who hesitates, masturbates”. By “tripping over your own feet”, do you mean "asking a bunch of meaningless questions instead of just saying, “Yes”?
Since I must be “FOS or gay”, why don’t we dress you up in a wig and high heels and you can be my bitch.
Wow. You can’t simply say yes to a girl that is “Jennifer Aniston” hot, but you’re ready to dress me up? I think we’re back to the “FOS or Gay” question, again.
Seriously, when I post stupid stuff like, “What do I do when my wife is Selma Hayek hot, but my 13-inch penis is too big for her?”, I expect to take heat. =)
Went to edit and double posted. Tripping over my own feet again.
What do I do when my wife is Selma Hayek hot, but my 13-inch penis is too big for her?"
Did you ever resolve that issue?
Did you ever resolve that issue?
Well, naturally, she decided that it wasn’t fair to me. So, she contacted a triathlete/cycling friend that happens to be “Jennifer Aniston hot” to join us. When they divide it up between the two, everyone is happy. Everything works out rather well, except when the “other” gives me a midnight booty/drink call.
some other posts…on other topics may have made me chuckle some…but your replies…to this topic…are killing me…thank heavens I don’t have to work this week and I can continue to follow this…bless you (almost as much as Sparticus and his hottie thread additions).
I thought this thread died. Man, a 13 incher and a wife that looks like Selma? How do you find the time to reply to every other thread or post on here? Oh, I guess you are a one pump chump thus leaving plenty of time for posting and training.
Do you find that your more aero dressing to the right or left with that thing?
Anyway,don’t run over my mountain bike when you are pulling into your driveway. Selma might be a bit worn out, but she will be satisfied for once.
I thought this thread died.
It did die … or was close to it. The fun is over. Everyone made their comments, had their laughs, and moved on.
How do you find the time to reply to every other thread or post on here?
Just the few threads I am interested in (not many). Teacher. Summer’s off. My 4yo has an ear infection and is sleeping. I am cooking my meals for the next few days and trying to fill out this darn online application for ipod shuffle warranty service (hoop after friggin hoop after friggin hoop … they really don’t wanna replace this damaged thing, do they?), and I am typing during the process.
Now, I’ll have to train from 5:30-7:30 and then go to my softball game. Ah, what was I saying again … oh yeah … hey wait aminute … did you really wanna know how I found the time or were you just being a smart-aleck? Good for you.
**Oh, I guess you are a one pump chump thus leaving plenty of time for posting and training. **
If a “pump chump” is a good thing … I’m it.
**Do you find that your more aero dressing to the right or left with that thing? **
I don’t do aero in fantasyland. How could I?
Thanks for taking all the joking in stride.
Anyway,don’t run over my mountain bike when you are pulling into your driveway. Selma might be a bit worn out, but she will be satisfied for once.
There ya go.