Sorry… I knew that already… 
… AND I know that he has to bike just after swim practice cause he’s doing that test…
… AND I ALSO KNOW that tomorrow I will be seeing Barbara for the fourth day in-a-row…
That is an even better reason for swim practice…
Who’s Barbara? =P
Nice, some people have WAY to much time on their hands…but either way, that rocks.
Thats pretty funny. I guess I can consider my self (in)famous since I made your list. : )
Scrolling this thread is so confusing and had to hard boot my computer to get back to the Main Index.
I hoped you would post here because I was afraid people might not know who you are, and then the joke would be lost.
Thanks 
I made this my new wallpaper.
i am bumping this thread for all the holiday people
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Can you give us (moderately computer literate) folks a clue as to how you created your original post?
Very nice! I showed it to my teenage daughter, who is a like-minded geek, and she didn’t get it but thought the layout was good!!! LOL
Poor Demerly, so many jokes, so little time, and we don’t even touch his political views on this side of the sanitorium door.
The Andew Coggan one should have been something like:
“VO2 TO THE MAX-my first release as a single”. Of course, the record comes broken. 
-Robert
Very funny. I propose: “CerveloGuy - 10 reasons why you should not buy the CH Aero Covers”
ROTFLMAO - good stuff!!! ; )
How about:
“Anybody know of a good basic book on bike frame building??” by Gerard
“Spiritualism sucks!!!” by Androgynotopia
“Being ‘cool’ is sooo overrated” by Ze Gopha
“Power Cranks are a HUGE scam!!!” by Frank Day
“Ditto for Rotor Cranks!” by Gary Tingley
“What HED wheel or Renn disc should I buy?” by joshatzipp
“Tom Demerly is GOD!” by dopey
“Can anybody recommend a good beginner XC ski setup?” by Dev. Paul
“Stupidity in training is a 60 min / 20 min brick” - by Francois
“Sorry, I can’t post now, too busy training on my P3!!!” by Tibbs
I think this page came from this universe:
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that Sybil one is great!
That could have been a real page. Scary.
“How do you guys go to such cool places?” by Tom D
“Help, I’ve never traveled.” by Tom D
“Screw PETA and all of you animal lovers” by king hunterman
“Help me break 1hr for 40k” by JustHumanDave
“What is with the crappy spellers out there?” by Tibbs
“Why aren’t there any good looking tri guys?” by CLM
“Screw aerodynamics.” by Gerard
“How do I…?” by dumbassnewbie
“What’s with all these goddamn liberals in SF…I’m moving” by MattwhowasformerlyinSF
“Help me get rid of all these spacers” by bjorn
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