Perky nips. Help

Triathlon Forum
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My nipples are too perky. Dammit, I just can’t keep them down - I got into the QuickieMart for a Squishee and all I get is Apu staring at two highbeams. Hubby cracks beers on them.

But this is better then when I had the perky nips on
the DD guns. Then it was the traffic clusterfuck caused by rubberneckers. At least my child detroyed my one redeeming feature for me in advance, I’m left with the easy pieces.

Oh yeah, I’ve had the alien anal probe and it does NOT remove hemis. And I have $500Million stuck in a Nigerian bank account, can anyone help a sister get it out?

OK, wine down, time for sleep.

AP has left the building. Good training tomorrow all. Hic.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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finishes 6th beer

right then, to bed. 130km route planned with a riding partner fitter than me… roll out in 5 1/2 hours from now.

pain is good for the soul. bring it.

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Hubby cracks beers on them.

That is just funny. Nice to see that the bumper shrinkage problem didn’t hit your self esteem.

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It’s always great when AndyPants starts “drunk posting”
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Eheheheheh… classic :slight_smile:

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Next time you go to Quickie Mart drop a raisin down each cup.Watch the look Apo’s face when you have two sets of highbeams!!!

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LOL! Awesome - freak boobies. I like it.

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I once dated a girl with a “third nipple”…kinda really freaked me out.

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ewwww. that’s freaky. Where was it?

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You know the rules–no pics, didn’t happen.

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Hmmm… if I did post it, damn, hubby’d probably divorce me. He already thinks (knows) ST full of pervs.

He’s right isn’t he? :wink:

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This must be the womens rebuttal too (my nut sack & member , are shriveled while riding -Post). I guess the tight sports bra won’t work, like putting two basketballs in a briefcase ?

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Zactly. After a long brick, the girls usually look pretty rough, and I wear a sports bra a size too small to give me some actual support. Some days I wear two.

Conveniently a quick dip in the pool and… BOINGGG!!! they’re back!

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Something about this thread makes me happy.

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It was about 3" from the regular one at about 7:30 on the dial…this was not really like a regular nipple you can hang your dry cleaning from…I guess it is kinda common…still freaked me out a bit though - I tried to not ever touch it…

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Probably best, R10C. She was a witch. ;->

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For your education…feel lucky my lady, at least you dont have two grapes and a rasin in your sports bra…

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/

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Define “too perky;” that’s like “too rich.”

a picture might help…

You go girl!

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To funny for me not to share

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/id5.html
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Nice…

There once was a boy from Mt. Whipple
Who grew up having a third nipple
One day at the pool
A girl from his school
Pinched it and showed him her dimple

Man, that’s bad. I need more coffee.

C’mon folks, limericks please.

There once was girl named Andy
Who the store clerks thought was quite dandy
She pu a third nip in her top
Which scared them all off
So she could eat all the candy

:stuck_out_tongue: