how ridiculous. poor diddums. she had a bit of a cry. i feel so sorry for her. not.
Anyone watch the MTV Movie Awards? Host Sarah Silverman totally ripped on Paris (who was in the audience and just hours away from going to jail). The camera was on Paris as Sarah ripped on her.
When Sarah said that “Paris is hours away from going to jail.” the audience started cheering and clapping and they showed Paris. I think at that point she would have taken the electric chair.
Then Sarah says to make her feel at home they are going to make the bars to her cell in the shape of penises.
“Gee, I hope you she doesn’t break her teeth trying to get out,” said Silverman.
Audience was busting out. Paris was crawling under her chair.
this makes me smile
Paris Ordered Back To Jail - A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail and she was taken from court screaming.
MORE DETAILS: http://www.nbc5.com/tu/5prYDBqlm.html
I can’t believe this is breaking news.
and to find info on what’s going on in Iraq you gotta dig and scratch to find it
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me too, does she think she’s above the law? they should take her drivers license away too boot. i’m so glad the judge nailed her skanky no talent ass to teh wall.
“Waaah…mommy, mommy it’s not fair!”
Is she 26 or 8 years old?
With a bit of luck she’ll lose any good behaviour privileges with all this nonsense. Serious illness indeed…
You know someone at the sheriff’s office is gonna catch hell for releasing her to house arrest. Sounds as if mommy and daddy cashed in some favours. What a farce. Glad the judge got pissed at the whole deal.
All that I really wanted was for them to make her cry. Now that it has happened, I don’t care if they keep her in jail or not. Maybe some of her fans will see what a spoiled little baby she is.
Crying is not enough! I wanna see a big foot long snot hanging off the end of her nose, mascara streaked down her cheeks, I wanna see what her golden blonde locks look like with dark roots after 45 days in the can, I wanna see that smug “I’m so much better than you” look wiped off her face forever…scratch that, I never want to see that face again.
Paris Hilton your 15 minutes is over.
Funny, her once equally nauseous sister seems to be shunning the party scene and from what I last saw on EXTRA or Entertainment Tonight, she’s doing what all respectable rich girls do…designing her own line of handbags or shoes or something. Paris, please take note.
You know someone at the sheriff’s office is gonna catch hell for releasing her to house arrest. Sounds as if mommy and daddy cashed in some favours. What a farce. Glad the judge got pissed at the whole deal.
Back to the pokey.
Sarah Silverman has just made my top 10 comedian list on this alone.
IMO, Paris isnt that pretty to begin with and the girl definitely should NOT cry in public, not a pretty picture. I am thrilled she is going back. Although the whole thing is a joke.
Matt,
Sadly I think her 15 minutes are far from over. They’re probably just beginning.
Run
perhaps she’ll realise she ain’t everyone’s darling anymore.
Wow. I’m surprised that so many people care enough about Paris Hilton to have such strong feelings about her. Seems like hoping for her to cry or rejoicing in her pain is basically a waste of energy that could be used for more important purposes like, say,…blowing your nose or eating a taco.
Would much prefer it if she was in the “where are they now” file but as she continues to bludgeon her talentless existence into even the serious news media one cannot ignore her altogether so therefore one should follow ones heart and hope that she languishes in jail for a while, catches syphilis on her release then goes quietly mad and is never heard from again.
Now, about that taco…
We’ll always have Paris…
Don’t you wish – just once – that something like Paris’s “I want my mommy” meltdown would happen during a routine motion call. I’ve spent hours in courtrooms around the country and nothing that interesting or entertaining has ever happened.
she could do another porn movie in there and get more recognition
suggestions for titles? jailhouse cock springs to mind. but i bet that has been taken already.