“…Bizzack when I had a coach (for a whole two weeks), I had ta basically hizzle this homey be mah shadow fo` two weeks. He rizzle around on a moped (made me nervous) n clocked me Blunt-rollin’ not-so-scientizzles means), made me do motor pimpin’ (still extremely scary), then clocked me in a five mile TT…”
Anyone care to retranslate?
Gosh darn Doug - that is just plain racist! I am calling the NAACP, ACLU, AARP and BET - ASAP for the 411 on your race issues.
But I just went to Gizoogle and had it tranzillated. Geez!
Better call the NRA, NHRA, NWA,KKK, Jews for Jesus, the NCAA, and the NOW, as well. Let’s make certain that we get all of the groups in here.
EIEIO…and on that farm we are all PC…
EIEIO…with a bored dude here and a bored chick there
Here a dude there a chick…but they dont talk cause thats not PC…
Eeeeeeee…Iiiiiiiiiiiii…Eeeeeeeeeeee…Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But I think “Old Mac Donald Had a Farm” is un-PC, as well. Better callthe WWe, WWF, and a SWF, as well.
But can you translate the diction?
your coach that you hired for two weeks to follow you around rode a moped while rolling a big fatty then had your motorpace training before timing you over 5 miles…
Which brings up the question of how do you roll a blunt while driving a moped?
Was curious what would happen if I double or triple Gizoogle something…
Original: There are deep and wide tank ditches with berms, wire, and fences. It seems that the Kuwaiti’s don’t want any visitors like the first time around. As we crossed the border I picked up speed and the words “Let’s Roll” came to mind as I called lead stating that I had his “six.”
Once (In the words of Snoopy D O Double Jizzle…): There is dizzle n wide tizzank ditches wit berms, wire, n fences. It seems that tha Kuwaiti’s dizzay W-to-tha-izzant any visitors like tha first time around so you betta run and grab yo glock. As we crossed tha playa I picked up speed n tha words “Let’s Rizzay" came ta mind as I called lead stat’n thizzat I had his “six.”
Will it go back to “normal”…I think not.
Twice: There is dizzle n wide tizzank ditches wit berms, wire, n fences n shit. It seems tizzy tha Kuwaiti’s dizzay W-to-tha-izzles any visitors like tha first time around so you betta run n grab yo glizzay so bow down to the bow wow. As we crossed tha playa I picked up speed n tha words “Let’s Rizzay came ta mind as I called lead statn thizzat I had his “six.”
Well, that was a disappointment but it did waste some more time!
Disclaimer Whoever anyone might assume this is imatating (and also finds it offensive or racist) needs to remember that THEY are the one that associated it with said party or whoever…What?
M
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http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm
I know the guy who invented that particular program - he used to ride (roll?) with us in Atlanta. Drives a hummer - this shizzle ppays damn good cheeze sucka…
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Yo buss dis. triathlon Sheeit!
I had to try out that web site and this is what I got.
Dave