Palin runs 1:46 half mary?

triblaq · September 4, 2011, 11:04pm

It’s in the paper so it must be true.

MOP_Mike · September 4, 2011, 11:17pm

I guess it’s true. She is running…

desert_dude · September 5, 2011, 12:49am

Half the dudes on ST just crapped their pants b/c they’d get smoked by her.

sphere · September 5, 2011, 1:18am

I can totally believe that was her. Started a marathon and only finished half, came in second in her group…

But yeah, she’d totally smoke me right now. Great finishing time.

Brandon_W · September 5, 2011, 1:49am

“I can totally believe that was her. Started a marathon and only finished half, came in second in her group…”

mojozenmaster · September 5, 2011, 2:12am

Michelle Obama can kill 2 double bacon cheeseburgers, a strawberry shake and two diet cokes in 1:09
.

dave_w · September 5, 2011, 2:14am

Michelle Obama can kill 2 double bacon cheeseburgers, a strawberry shake and two diet cokes in 1:09

While lecturing everyone else on eating better…

mojozenmaster · September 5, 2011, 2:31am

I have agents, operating under deep cover at places like Shake Shack and other burger joints throughout DC
.

chainpin · September 5, 2011, 3:35am

Didn’t Palin play basketball?

Thunder Butt may have the edge here.

I bet she is a beast down in the paint with that big honking cheeseburger ass–boxing out is her forte.

blueraider_mike · September 5, 2011, 10:25am

Not bad for a 47 year old woman…she looks fresh in the pic.

YaHey · September 5, 2011, 12:36pm

With no chance of winning, she entered the race…

oldandslow · September 5, 2011, 3:12pm

Not a shabby time, it looks like she barely broke 4 hours in a marathon 6 years ago. Wonder if she’s trying to qualify for Boston?

dave_w · September 5, 2011, 4:05pm

I think she’s America’s Putin.

http://t3.gstatic.com/…-2qx5DAu3of3Xbdyu_mD

Rick_pcfl · September 5, 2011, 4:20pm

She would have finished it in 2:18 but the tea party helped push her along.

YaHey · September 5, 2011, 4:59pm

She entered and dropped out 7 half marathons until she found one where she could finish. Kind of like her college education.

sphere · September 5, 2011, 5:05pm

John McCain just released a statement calling it the greatest finishing time in the history of the event.

JustinPB · September 5, 2011, 5:22pm

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sphere · September 5, 2011, 5:29pm

How delicious the irony, should Boston Athletic Association extend her a celebrity invitation rather than require that she qualify for the marathon.

Seems to me she wouldn’t need any help in that department, though. I’d be pretty darn happy with that time, at that age.

Former_User · September 6, 2011, 5:38am

Definitely impressive.

I read the other day that General Petraeus does a daily 5 mile run in about 30 minutes. That’s pretty incredible too.

bluemonkeytri · September 6, 2011, 1:41pm

Michelle Obama can kill 2 double bacon cheeseburgers, a strawberry shake and two diet cokes in 1:09

While lecturing everyone else on eating better…

Followed by a televised speech by her husband. Love how Palin used her maiden name and did it undercover.