Pagan Triathletes:

Do you guys wear bushes or something?

Do you guys wear bushes or something?

Magickal herb leaves, glued together with squirrel snot.

And the “helmet” is incredibly aero, as long as you are looking straight down while riding.

Speaking of riding, you should check out the new Nimbus 2004. That thing literally FLIES above the road.

-Zo

I should have never started this.

No that bush must be our Yule tree you are thinking of.