OT: Torture

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From Ted Kennedy: " It seems the Iraqi torture chambers have not been shut down, they’re just under new management. "

From the Naples Daily News"
PRISONERS MAY BE EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED BUT THEY ARE HARDLY BEING TORTURED. NO, SENATOR KENNEDY, HERE’S WHAT TORTURE IS:

TORTURE IS WHEN YOU’RE TRAPPED UNDERWATER IN A CAR AND LEFT TO DROWN, WHILE THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE RUNS AWAY.

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Ouch!

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Missed that one, I only get the Naples Daily News on Sat and Sun.

I guess an Olds doesn’t float.

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I rode a horse once. It’s name was “Rough Justice”.

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You’ll notice that no one ever saw fit to assassinate him. Kind of makes you go Hmmmm?

I’m not going to be investigated now, am I?

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“Ted Kennedy is not a fat, murdering, drunk, worthless, shit slinging slob he is part of Camelot!”

    • From the Monty Python’s Holy Grail: “It’s only a model…”
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