OT: Superman vs. Batman

sharp claws and teeth, plus the unpredictiveness of estrogen. hairballs or not, she’d win. :wink:

superman can fly, as way more strength than batman, and looks way cooler.

blue and red spandex?

please

(actually thought about getting a superhero costume for an upcoming du, thinking is, I’m no superman, maybe spiderman or The Flash)

neither. cat woman kicks both their asses.

Which Catwoman???

Lee Meriweather - No

Julie Newmar - Yes

Earth Kitt - No

Michelle Pfieffer - Yes

Halle Berry - No

Special Guest Villian: Sean Young - Big Yes (she’s CRAAAAZEE man)

michelle pfeiffer, of course.

neither. cat woman kicks both their asses.

CatWoman - BatGirl - Electra

Three-way Dance (to use an ECW term)

How about Catwoman / Electra vs. Batgirl / Wonder Woman Tag team??? Storm as Special Guest Referee???

http://www.usatriathlon.org/images/2005_Elite_Worlds/U23_shoe_flag_web.jpgYa you’re right.

My friend is an elementary principal and AS I WRITE THIS his 5th graders are doing a writing piece all about this. Spooky…

The essays are being collected on Friday. I’ll share their thoughts.

B.

michelle pfeiffer, of course.
Good call.

My comments were in reference to Superman vs. Batman. Black is always cooler, except when it’s hot!

OTH, if I were that fast, AND I could fly, leap tall buildings, stop bullets, I would have no problems wearing blue and red spandex!

Black is always cooler, except when it’s hot!

Sounds like we’re going back to the Yogi Berra thread.

OK … Yogi Berra vs. Billy Martin???

Billy is a more scrappy fighter, Yogi is a little bigger. In the end, billy would wind up in the corner of the dugout, drunk and confused by Yogi.

I’m thinking this one largely depends are where they are fighting. Ocean i go with jaws, Land KK.

Styrrell

are you suggesting we’re on the same level as fifth graders?

(LOL!!!) :slight_smile:

Billy is a more scrappy fighter, Yogi is a little bigger. In the end, billy would wind up in the corner of the dugout, drunk and confused by Yogi.

I think Billy would cut to the chase and hit Yogi with a chair.

*Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: * “Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.”

Silver Surfer V. Superman is a good fight.

Superman can MAKE THE EARTH REVERSE ITS DAMN ORBIT!

But DC has revamped the Superman character in the last several years and that might change things.

Even with those changes, if they just met spontaneously and began to fight, Superman would whoop that trick.

But if Batman had sometime to prepare, it might be a different story. He’d have a special suit to absorb Superman’s incredibly powerful blows and he’d no doubt employ the use of Kryptonite and maybe even devise a way to block the rays of the sun which give Superman his power.

Since Batman is so cagey and is not afraid of fighting dirty, he might even arrange to have the fight on a planet other than earth… a planet that Superman did not have extraordinary powers and perhaps contained Kryptonite as one of it’s primary minerals.

umm… am I taking this way to seriously?

better fights:

Thor V. Superman
Silversurfer V. Superman
Batman V. Wolverine
Batman V. Captain America

Jaws vs. Moby Dick???

I wouldn’t want to insult the fifth graders’s feelings…

:wink:

PS - Batman’s seat is too high.

I’m surprised noone has pointed out that without his utility belt Batman has the same powers as Pee Wee Herman, except Pee Wee had a cooler bike and preferred to “hang out” at movie theaters instead of in the Bat Cave doing God knows what with/to Robin. Superman all the way.