OT: Critique my Background

Miss Spotty Girl and I spent a quiet Saturday evening taking our favorite walk: out to the dock on Lake Apopka in Central Florida.

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We paid our respects to Mister Brutus, Lord of the Local Pond. He’s a beaut, but his arms look a little ridiculous… like those of a cyclist.

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Spotty Girl aka Cutie Pie aka Kiddo aka Pesky.

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OK OK that’s geeky. So sue me. :slight_smile: That’s the Rockman T shirt hanging off the bench to the right.

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Bridge pose. Trying to get height without breaking anything. That and clenching my ass cheeks and holding on for dear life.

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Some abs work. The real yogis can levitate with this pose. I don’t know how they do it.
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Lower back work and Superman fantasy all rolled into one pose.

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Warrior pose. Simple but nice. My mom and I saw a bird land in the grass behind me there. There was a shriek, some commotion, and the bird vanished. Come to find out, there was a gator right there in the water where the bird landed. I only regret not catching him in the act of nabbing the bird. It’s wild out there.

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Warrior III. I’m such a poser.

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Up dog. Lots of butt clenching action here as well.

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Down dog. I haven’t made my peace with this pose yet.

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A nice sunset over the lake. KJGrog lives in Clermont, right across the lake where the sun is setting.

Picture # 7, where you are lunging with arms straight up in the air… looks like your dog is doing some yoga herself in that pic. I’m glad it is her and not you trying that.

I’m speechless
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No way this could have gone in the member pic thread. Deserves a realm unto its own!

Picture #3 - weren’t you in one of the Jackass movies?

You need one of those big sunshine tattoos around your belly button.

Eh, yeah.

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Your right deltoid is much larger than your left.

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When you’re doing upward dog why is your dog doing the revolving half lotus?? I mean considering it’s a dog and all I thought it would have the “dog” positions down!

I hope you at least got in the water and swam some after all those gyrations! Oh wait, forgot about the 'gator - never mind …

Ok, in my mind I thought I remembered more of a resemblance, but don’t you see it a little?

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Maybe your t shirt should say this instead, seriously what a tossa posting shit like that on the internet. What do you get out of it?

Feed your dog to the alligator
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Wow sexy… muy caliente.

Jajajja