Okay so I’m out with my wife at a social function last weekend (a few cocktails imbibed…) and on the ride home “Drive” (I know, very cliche) by Melissa Ferrick comes on the radio and she’s obviously groovin’ to it and BAM! – we barely made it out of the garage and into the house and well…
So the question is what is the one song (or more) that has this effect on you? I plan on keeping a playlist of these on the ipod for handy future use. I may even follow up with post here on the relative performance (ahem) of your suggestions.
We are expecting a cold snowy weekend so prompt attention to this is appreciated.
I know this is wildly O.T. but hey, its almost Friday.
While I certainly can’t claim to be an expert on the fairer sex, the idea that all you need to do is play a certain tune on the radio and your wife will turn into a love beast strikes even this neanderthal as hopelessly simplistic. If only it were that simple.
Of course its not that simple, and I too am no expert but good music can only help, right? Hey, after 16 years of marriage we are looking for all the help we can get.
Oh come on! This is just a thinly veiled attempt to get the Gals of Slowtwitch to tell you what turns them on. Do you even have a wife?
If there was a magic playlist that got us womens in the mood, then someone would sell it and would be quite the billionaire by now. I bet it wasn’t even the song that did it - I bet it was you paying attention to her, taking out the garbage, telling her how beautiful she is, blah, blah, blah. If you put that same song on again, it would probably have the opposite effect.
That said, my favs are Jackson Browne, Squeeze and Prince. It can’t hurt, right?
Hey, I’m as lightened up as can be. Sorry it didn’t come across that way. Personally, Ted Nugent does it for me, but I guess you were asking about womens.
It’s not even thinly veiled – YES, YES, I am asking you which songs get you going and I am going to play them this weekend hoping we can keep this short trend going.
Squeeze and Prince are good suggestions. Don’t think JB is going to work.
I’m guessing it was the “few cocktails imbibed” rather than the music. The Barney song (or any pretty much any song or spoken word) would work for me for a certain hottie.
There’s a really sexy song from the City of Angels soundtrack:
Paula Cole- Feelin love
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You make me feel like a sticky pistil
Leaning into her stamen.
You make me feel like Mr. Sunshine himself.
You make me feel like splendor in the grass where we’re rolling
Damn skippy baby
you make me feel like the Amazon’s running between my thighs.
You make me feel love
You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny
You make me feel like I want to be dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door.
And I would open the door and I’d be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt
That I’m wearing and you would open the door
And tie me up to the bed.
You make me feel love
Lover, I don’t know who I am
Am I Barry White?
Am I hot inside?
What would I place with your hot conscious
Oh baby babe babe babe
I will be your death the moon light
Take your time
You make me feel love
And I agree with the other ladies- 2 glasses of nice wine. 3 and I’ll be asleep…
Sorry, but I’m still laughing (possibly because we had our dept holiday lunch today and I had a couple glasses of vino). It is funny considering you posted the November beer challenge.
Nile - Masturbating the war god. Gets some girls going.
Evil sick flames cast uncertain shadowsin the dimly lit Temple of
Anhur as we count the dead and vanquished by hacking off their
phalluses and piling the severed hands before the living stone
image of God.
The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless
Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
our father Anhur.
Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic
War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their
bowels are ripped apart.
One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati until
the Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with
red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba
neth Anhur.
We lay our bloodstained weapons of Iron on the altar of Anhur and
His Seed blesses us with strength to slay our enemies Like as unto
Menthu we have become Ithyphallic.
The mighty Sekhmet is with us.
