This one…

or this one?
This one…

or this one?
Am I gay if I pick the red one?
Your sexuality, reason for picking and actual choice are meaningless. Please make your choice.
The red one
.
Thank you. You are dismissed.
Am I gay if I pick the red one?
Yes
.
Am I gay if I pick the red one?
No but…
I like sofas I can disappear in - like where’s Dad and they’re looking right at you - the red one says go ahead you can ask me to clean the kitchen
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