Oldman Nolife front and center please

This one…

http://www.couches.us/red-couch-424.jpg

or this one?

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuzpMbHrrue4n-lug4Q1Bbqu88N4smeEu33rDt6zzONpfTK0vO

Am I gay if I pick the red one?

Your sexuality, reason for picking and actual choice are meaningless. Please make your choice.

The red one
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Thank you. You are dismissed.

Am I gay if I pick the red one?

Yes
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Am I gay if I pick the red one?

No but…

I like sofas I can disappear in - like where’s Dad and they’re looking right at you - the red one says go ahead you can ask me to clean the kitchen
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