http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html
24 June 2007 ACCUSED… OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE Women ‘caught man in act’ Exclusive by Billy Paterson A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.
OMG i don’t want to know any more.
you have way too much time on your hands to dig up stuff like this.
Not enough info in this case, but if it had been with a pair of wheels, Zipps in particular, I think we know exactly who it would be.
This is what happens when people start naming their bikes.
Oh jeez. Here I was thinking those new saddle designs and advertisements were referring to making it more comfortable to RIDE the bike. Little did I know the real reason…
charged?
with what crime?
Maybe this is like ‘how do you make flat coke’… but how do you have sex with a bike???
Probably starts with removing the saddle…
Wouldn’t that angle make things really challenging… unless it was a Cirque de Soleil performer and his unicycle and then maybe it would work…
Bike probably had this saddle…and
Chris
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Well…I guess technically the bike would be having sex with the guy then.
It must be a Cervelo.
Is that wrong? I mean, if I knew that was wrong, I…
I never knew that was against the law!! I’ll have to be more careful in the future…
And I doooo love my bike!!
This is what happens when people start naming their bikes.
And referring to pictures of them as “porn”.
Holy shit, I just blew beer out my nose!!!
But, now that I think about it, you came up with that suspiciously fast 
LOL! Oh man - thank god I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw that
Record10Carbon has been noticeably absent from ST lately…
just sayin’
Well, he was waiting on a PINK Planet X Stealth …
And he does manage to get himself in these types of situations rather easily :0
I suppose the inner tube would feel decent. I dunno.