Ok, boyz...'fess up - who's wearing Ironman cologne?

Triathlon Forum
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http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.aspx?from=product.aspx&pf_id=37248&from=search&find_spec=ironman&camp=200918&dir_delivery=1&rep_delivery=1

It got 2 reviews… :slight_smile:

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“A victorious fusion of energizing lime and exotic spices spiked with rich woods.” ???

I think it should smell like sweat-soaked running shoes and wetsuit rubber.

3

Why would I ever waste my money on that crap. I wear Sex Panter.

60% of the time it works every time

http://www.sex-panther.com/

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Oh shoot, you caught me. I actually like it. Unfortuneately my mother-in-law bought me a bottle after I bought a bottle. Now I have enough cologne to last 20 years based on my previous use.

chris

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If by Ironman cologne you mean “I’m in the middle of a 25-hour training week and have four hours between a 3-hour ride and a 90 minute run so why bother showering”, then yes. I am wearing Ironman cologne.

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Atta boy… Ironman Cologne would mask that funkiness, making you consistently marketable to the opposite sex, even during periods of showerness…

Ironman cologne is the Chuck Norris of colognes…