19-year old Arrested for Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store
At least he showed remorse.
“I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.” Ya’ think?
Don’t stuffed animals have rights?
Didn’t yahey move to Florida?
who hasn’t? Personally I thing for giraffes - but to each his own.
19-year old Arrested for Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store
At least he showed remorse.
“I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.” Ya’ think?
Don’t stuffed animals have rights?
I thought this might be about a football player in FL
According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.”
Those brown, tan and red stuffed animals get me worked up too. Something about that color combination.
On another note. How would you like to be the guy in the holding tank who did that.
Guy 1 - Yeah, I got busted for armed robbery.
Guy 2 - Me, I they got me for assault with a deadly weapon.
Guy 3 - I’m in for resisting arrest with violence. It took three cops to subdue me.
Johnson (hehehehe) - They got me for humping a stuffed animal.
I can imagine his excuse. "I asked my girlfriend for some kinky sex, but she refused. She told me if I wanted kinky sex to go find a hoe or some whores. I went to the nearest walmart and found the hoes in the gardening section. They didn’t look appealing, so I saw the stuffed horse and figured that’s what she meant.
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
I thought this might be about a football player in FL
hahahaha If you were referring to Winston, I wouldn’t put it past him.
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
I believe it was Rick Santorum that coined the phrase “man on dog” as one of the inevitable outcomes. Note that he never said “man on live dog”, or “man on* live* dog not mistaken for a horse.”
"I asked my girlfriend for some kinky sex, but she refused. She told me if I wanted kinky sex to go find a hoe or some whores. I went to the nearest walmart and found the hoes in the gardening section. They didn’t look appealing, so I saw the stuffed horse and figured that’s what she meant.
my little hoe-ny
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
The article did not mention the gender of the stuffed animal.
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
The article did not mention the gender of the stuffed animal.
This guy wasn’t demanding to marry it, which is what legalized gay marriage was suppose to lead to.
Not sure if I am less shocked that this was in a Wal-Mart or that this was in Florida.
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
The article did not mention the gender of the stuffed animal.
They are respecting its privacy.
The youngster obviously confused “it’s two hands” with, well, you know.
BTW, didn’t somebody predict this as an outcome of legalizing gay marriage?
The article did not mention the gender of the stuffed animal.
This guy wasn’t demanding to marry it, which is what legalized gay marriage was suppose to lead to.
speaking of slippery slopes, I wonder if they cleaned up the horse and put it back in stock. I think Walmart should put a sign asking customers to use condoms and practice safe sex when humping the stuffies.
Probably a bronie.Google it and prepare to fear for future society.
Oh please. Let he who has not blown a load of mangoo rubbing on a stuffed animal cast he first stone!!!
Stone cast!
Probably a bronie.Google it and prepare to fear for future society.
I wish I hadn’t googled that.