I’m not offended, and wasn’t complaining. 
Toby’s in Austin…he’s supposed to be weird. But, I think I prefer snowflake to cupcake or creampuff. Too many memories of soccer practice are conjured up by those other two—anyone called a cupcake by coach was sure to be run 'til puking to cure them of that status. Snowflake only reminds me of water-boy—annoying, but not painful.
I lived in Colorado for a long time…so, even though I live in Texas now and consider sub-40 which-@#% cold, I recognize that there are other places where its a whole @#$@$%-ton colder. I used to love running in the snow…especially when it was actively snowing. But, it needs to be the light and fluffy variety…not the wet slush we get here—that stuff just sucks the life out of you.