Off the wall shaving question

So uh, … erm… aah… my wife… uh… well, she wants to shave me. Is this, uh… a little out there, or what? Ladies, any opinions on this?

If she promises to make it worth your while…I don’t see a problem. She’s interested in touching you, don’t complain.

-The coolness manifesto, it’s close, really

I see this going one of two places:

If youve been good, this can go very well, and there may be a re-enactment of the famous classic “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” in your future

If youve been bad, or she thinks you have, let me just say this, i would not want to be naked with an angry woman weilding a razor
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If you’ve done something recently to earn her ire–I’d be wary. HOWever, if everything’s OK between you two I’d say “all systems are go.”

She always has a big grin on her face when she mentions it. It’s that grin that is making me nervous.