Odd loan requests

I’m sure this was in jest, but it’s more probable than the C-level exec not being able to buy some throwaway beach towels at walmart, and literally just leave them in a dumpster on their way back home.

Didn’t have to Google; don’t know what that says about me, or you, or both of us LOL

I’m with @windy on this one - completely in the dark and my search results were benignly food-related. Yes, I lead a sheltered life.

Everyone knows what chicken cutlets are, you just may not have heard them referred to it as such.

They are those fleshy silicone inserts the womens use to stuff their bras. They litter my daughers floors. Also favorite chew toys for the dogs if they are able to steal one away.

i guess the mens equivalent would be asking to borrow an athletic cup

not happening

I don’t think I live a sheltered life, and I don’t know what that is referring to. Google just gives results for chicken fillets.

Never mind, I found it. Not so much a sexual thing as a cosmetic thing.

Would you even want them back?

OP should up the ante, and ask to borrow a steak.

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Ask to borrow something equally unhinged, like a pair of candles.

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Maybe I’ll ask to borrow that steak and candles for my romantic dinner with the wife.

Something like that gets a “just keep it” answer.

How do adult men not know?

I don’t know what it is that I don’t know.

Okay. So I looked it up “chicken filets for women” and read up. My wife may have some, but I’m not sure. For the most part, she doesn’t wear outfits out in public where she’s showing the girls enough to push them up. And she’s usually braless around the house unless we have guests.

Those are called unknown unknowns.

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Only dated ample breasted women?

But there is still a big wide world out there with TV, movies, other people, …

I’ll admit I somehow didn’t really know they existed, or at least never gave them any thought. I’ve seen them in recent years amongst my daughter’s laundry, but didn’t know what they were called.

I just asked my wife about them. She knows what they are but said that she’s never heard the term “chicken filets”, and doesn’t have any.

She has always been modest in public, so I’m not surprised that she doesn’t have any.

those are probably bra pads, which you can and should wash, but annoyingly escape in the machine

true chicken filets/cutlets are silicone and you can’t launder them, more of a wet wipe situation

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Hey Craig, can I borrow your VCR? I wanna dub a tape…

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