Obama is to blame for everything

The Coffee Shop
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Finally after Obama has been destroying the economy ever sice he got elected to office (or should we included ever since he started running) GWBs policies have started to help the economy rebound.

i agree with barry: obama is to blame for all the ills of the world.

i figured i should make a new thread so that we can list them ALL.

here are a couple to start:

  1. ukraine’s currency problems;

  2. over-exposure on the part of western european banks to eastern europe;

  3. the collapse of asian exports at the end of q4, 2008;

  4. the fragility of the japanese banking system;

  5. the large scandal at the indian firm satyam that has acted like an anchor on the sensex;

  6. american dominance of the imf (greater than 85% of voting share), and therefore Fund staff insistence on developing sba program requirements meant to appease the europeans, which are rapidly destroying the economies of central and eastern european countries like latvia and (soon) bulgaria.

seriously, fund staff knows currency pegs and boards are fucking bullshit - so clearly obama is to blame for their inclusion.

  1. american current account deficits of over 5.5% of GDP in 2006 and 2007. that was 100% pure obama.
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You forgot about global warming hoax. That’s his fault too.

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whoops, i forgot to add that obama is also to blame for the pound’s deterioration from november to january.

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I think Obama is directly responsible for Toyota reporting its first loss in 70 years of close to $3B.

For 70 years Toyota has been profitable year on year and gone from producing >1500 cars between 1945-1950 to being the largest producer in the world.

As soon as Obama is elected they report their first loss since they’ve been established post WWII.

It would not surprise me at all to see the number of vehicles produced under an Obama administration shrink to perhaps 10 per year…

Do I need to do this in pink?

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The memory card in my MP3 player won’t let me copy songs to it…friggin Obama!

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Obama touched me in a bad place at summer camp.

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I heard he caused the break up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
And the demise of good Saturday morning cartoons.

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When he stopped production on Tiny Toons I knew he was the Antichrist.

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He drank my last beer!!!

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Obama filled my in-box with spam e-mails.

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he turned me into a newt.

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Obama used his witchcraft to cause my tire to go flat on the trainer this morning.

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It is Obama’s fault that my Valentine’s Day roses are all dried up but still sitting on my table because I don’t want to throw them away. Damn Obama for making me sentimental!

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he turned me into a newt.

i have heard rumours that obama weighs as much as a duck!

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Obama drafted off me at the local sprint!

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Thanks to Obama and his socialist policies, I completely lost all motivation to innovate and work hard.

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Burn him!

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If he weighs the same as a duck then he must be a witch. Burn him!