His teleprompter was stolen! Obama is speechless! The market rejoices!
http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment
Beat me to it. LOL I was laughing so hard about this thinking of Onion type headlines
Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
Not anymore 
~Matt
Can’t wait for TOTUS photos to start making the rounds on facebook.