Is there any cure?
Symptoms include an energy-sapping drain on the brain and body due to an Obama-omnipresence. I’ve seen him on TV in a plane, on a train, on the beach without a shirt and smoking a cigarette. Of course if I turn off the TV I’ve got all the t-shirts and bumper stickers to remind me that he is our next president. As a joke I Googled “Obama bobble-head doll” and this is what I got (available at Amazon.com for $25) 
Please help me with any treatment suggestions.
Please help me with any treatment suggestions.
Poke your eyes out and rupture your ear drums. Either that or just get used to the fact that it’s a significant event in our country’s history that he got elected and turn a deaf ear to the inevitable over-saturation that was bound to happen.
Not necessarily a cure, but this may have some pallative value:
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That did the trick…you betcha.