Non-Doping Cyclists Finish Tour De France today

Triathlon Forum
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http://www.theonion.com/...lists_finish_tour_de

“This is a very, very proud day for me,” said the 115-pound Kvistik, who lost 45% of his body mass during the event, toppled from his saddle moments after finishing, and had to be administered oxygen, fed intravenously, and injected with adrenaline by attending medical personnel. “They say it is physically impossible to ride all of the Tour without drugs, but we prove them wrong this day.”

“What day is it, anyway?” asked Kvistik, his eyes rolling wildly in his head. “I can no longer tell.”

via The Onion.

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I beat you to it :wink:

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=1461579;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

Is it bad I sometimes read the Onion in the morning before I read the real newspaper?

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Sorry - didn’t see it.

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HAHA, no worries, it’s worth posting twice :slight_smile:

The Onion must have some cyclists working there as they do cycling related stuff fairly frequently.

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Don’t worry, it’ll probably be posted more than twice. As soon as each of these threads drops off the first page, someone will post a duplicate thread.

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I just discovered the Onion 2 weeks ago - that things is hilarious!!