Nobel Peace Prize goes to

The Coffee Shop
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Kailash Satyarthi (India) and Malala Yousafzai (Pakistan) for their work in advocating for children’s rights and education. I saw Malala (now 17 years old) interviewed on the Daily Show. Awesome!!

(Now, go spend the rest of the thread attacking previous Nobel winners)

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This doesn’t make any sense. These prize winners haven’t killed anyone.

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That didn’t take long.