Funny excerpt from the Boulder Report on Bicycling.com. This guy will obviously be pleased to have further clarification on the interweb 
That’s Not a Man’s Man, Man!
I don’t usually cover triathletes in this space. For one, they handle bikes like 13-year-old boys handle their girlfriends: fumbling and crude. And for two, none of them have learned the art of taking a naturel on the bike without peeing all over the seat. They’re completely feral.
But Sebastien Gacond is deserving of special mention. According to Deadspin.com, Gacond demanded that Outsports – a gay-centered web site – remove a link to a photo of him because he’s not gay. Nevermind that Outsports didn’t post the photo, and that it never inferred he’s gay (Deadspin points out that Outsports merely features a daily link to a photo of an attractive male athlete, most of whom are probably not gay), Gacond will not be associated with gayness, people!
“Yes, I would like to remove it because it’s a gay web site,” Gacond wrote in requesting the link to be removed. Gacond added that he has nothing against gay people, but doesn’t want his image there because he’s, you know, got a girlfriend. Which means he’s not gay, get it? And he’s totally comfortable with his sexual orientation; he just doesn’t need YOU questioning it, thank you very much. Nevermind that Tom Brady, who’s busily running around actually impregnating women, voiced no objections to his feature on the site. Sebastien Gacond is NOT GAY. You know, if you want an internet phenomenon to die down, it’s probably best not to keep bringing it up. So, ladies and gentlemen, public service: Sebastien Gacond. Likes the women. Thank you for your time.
Whole thing here:
http://boulderreport.bicycling.com/2007/06/paris_and_floyd.html