No more colonel, I am the KING

Southern Colonel just did not fly with the neo-Canucky accent. My long hair also belies the colonel thing if one were to say I must be colonel in the military.

So, I have decided to go back to being King, but now I am KING.

All hail to me, KING bunnyman, father of Trixie and Trigger!!!

As King, is it okay if we refer to you as His Royal Highness. In fact, just to make things efficient, can we use HRH Bunnyman?

Rocketboy

I have been His Royal Highness, I have also been His Royal Magesty, but for now I am KING.

I knight (pronounced “kuh-nig-hit”) thee Sir Rocketboy, knight or all rocketness and boys.

Can I just call you Sybill?

Oh, no. I am the same bunality as always. I always want to call myself some elevated title, so I see no “Sybill-isms” here. I am the same all-knowing (in my own mind), brashly-selective retrogrouch, maker of things carpet, er carbon fibre tinkering guy that I have ALWAYS been.

I am just f***ing KING bunnyman, goddammit!!!

Wow, thanks KING bunnyman. I’ve always wanted to be a kuh-nig-hit!

As the knight of all rocketness my first duty is to shore up our defense systems. As such, I need to appropriate funds to the Ohio Blue Tip match company so that I can maintain adequate launch systems for all rockets. I anticipate that three boxes will be sufficient.

Sir Rocketboy