Newt's a shoe in for the prez job now

…Chuck Norris has just endorsed him.

Newt Gingrich picked up the most important endorsement of his presidential campaign on Friday – Chuck Norris.
The indomitable action star penned a column for World Net Daily Friday arguing that Gingrich has the “experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days.

Oh Chuck, how low you’ve fallen.

There’s lots of good Chuck Norris jokes out there on the internet if you do a google, but maybe this is the biggest one of all. :slight_smile:

I’m personally voting for Newt in the primaries.

He’ll be far more entertaining in the General Election.
The debates will be far more interesting- as Newt’s a sharp guy,
and the late night comics will have a lot more fun with him than they ever could have with Mitt.

**Gingrich has the “experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days. **

Ha ha ha ha

I was going to vote for Ron Paul, but maybe I’ll go with Newt (Operation Chaos).

http://i.imgur.com/98JnN.jpg
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Ouch!

http://i.imgur.com/98JnN.jpg

Haha… if we let those queers get married that would really devalue all his failed marriages. God would really hate that!

http://i.imgur.com/98JnN.jpg

LOL! Absolutely priceless…

Seriously, how does someone like this argue that same sex marriage ruins the “sanctity of marriage”? Marriage should be between one man and one woman, then another woman, then another woman…

Anyone else think it’s funny that he has more wives than the Mormon?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/janetnovack/2012/01/22/gingrich-used-payroll-tax-ploy-often-attacked-by-irs/

" Newt Gingrich avoided tens of thousands of dollars in Medicare payroll taxes in 2010 by using a technique the Internal Revenue Service has consistently and successfully attacked. "

Just wanted to update this thread.

This would be sad, if it wasn’t so damn funny.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/politics/Chuck-Norris-fights-for-Newt-Gingrich-s-GOP-campaign/-/1719386/9284600/-/ibnbjfz/-/

“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He makes reality.”
“When Chuck looks at gas prices they drop in fear.”

That is awesome!