News bloopers

The suck it Trebek thread got me loking at funny stuff and you can;t beat news bloopers.

http://youtu.be/iaYAlxLFag4

Priceless!

That kid that runs up and kisses that female news reporter on the cheek.

“It’s not showing any rain in Southwest Florida, but it is showing Jeff Butera, though.”

That was some pretty funny stuff.

My wife thought the vibrating toothbrush bit was particularly funny.

BBC celebrates the the Chinese New Year:

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Wouldn’t it be great if this sort of behavior acted as a deterrent for news people to be on the scene? Stay at the studio people!

That was some pretty funny stuff.

My wife thought the vibrating toothbrush bit was particularly funny.

I was bent over holding my side when the vibrating toothbrush one was playing.

Good luck with that. I am waiting for the first live weathman death when they decide to report on the weather from outside.