New Morning Routine

The Coffee Shop
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

  1. Open a new file in your computer.

  2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.

  3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

  4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

  5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack
    Obama?’

  6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’

  7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi!

2

After you have your fiber and go the throne and make a deposit don’t forget to wipe up before he wipes you out.
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3

Don’t worry, 8 years will be over before you know it.

4

Don’t worry, 8 years will be over before you know it.
Don’t you mean 4?