New John Cobbs saddle!

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It’s going to be marketed to triathletes, who have this disgusting habit of walking around in their bike shorts after they ride. Turn the iron on before your next ride, and destroy the mushroom field you’re growing in your taint.

"destroy the mushroom field you’re growing in your taint. "

Or you could chop up some onions and have a nice stir fry going…

Hemorrhoid removal seat. AWESOME!

That isn’t a John Cobb saddle, but I think I have used that one before…

That’s pretty funny dude. I may borrow that.

That looks more like a new brooks saddle to me.

That’s just a Canadian saddle for early spring rides!

This is perfect timing actually. While lying around tapering for IMNZ last week, my son (23) and some tri buddies were ridiculing my saddle. I have an Azoto triathagel AND a QR neoprene cover over it. I broke my plevis some years ago and now take good care of my nether regions. Riding on that seat and cover combo is like driving cross country in a 70’s Cadillac. Smoooooooooth.

Anyway, in a swirling conversation, interspersed with tons of laughter, we all decided to come up with a vibrating heated saddle cover and market it. We won’t do it, but I reckon it would sell better than that heated Canadian saddle in the pic!

Why release that saddle at the end of winter? I guess he had to get production lined up. I suspect the saddle bag is to help clean up transition for those folks that want to bring a 3 piece luggage set with them.