Oh great Majesty bunnyman
King of nothing
Monarch of the void
Your name is soooooo hollow, er, um Hallowed
Your ears are long
Your feet are strong
On pavement as well as linoleum, carpet, and terra firma
Give us each day our carbon fibre
Please forgive our drafting
As we will not punch a person for drafting
Don’t lead us into ITU racing
And deliver us from the rules of the nazi UCI
For thine is the carbon, the aluminium and the steel
Forever
So there.