New HM bunnyman prayer

Oh great Majesty bunnyman

King of nothing

Monarch of the void

Your name is soooooo hollow, er, um Hallowed

Your ears are long

Your feet are strong

On pavement as well as linoleum, carpet, and terra firma

Give us each day our carbon fibre

Please forgive our drafting

As we will not punch a person for drafting

Don’t lead us into ITU racing

And deliver us from the rules of the nazi UCI

For thine is the carbon, the aluminium and the steel

Forever

So there.

You certain you want THAT tatooed on? That’ll be a one-needle affair and very, very painful…

“Don’t lead us into ITU racing “

Halleluiah! Amen Reverend His Magesty Bunnyman