I’m ordering a Road ID at my wife’s request. (Probably not a bad idea.) I have one line left for an inspirational quote, funny line, or whatever. I’m not feeling creative today. Your assignment is to figure one out for me. 23 characters or less including spaces. Also, I do funny/ironic better than sappy/inspirational. Ideas? Ok, now go!
“Fortitudine Vincimus” By Endurance, Victory.
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Oh, I am sorry- what a dimwit… I didn’t read the last sentence in your post until just this moment. I apologize.
Hmmm, well, scratch that suggestion.
How about, ahhh, “This side up”.
Put your medical insurance policy number on there
More important than a funny quote - the only people that will read it - and hopefully never - will be doctors in the emergency room - or paramedics on the roadside when you are not able to communicate the information to them - also any known allergies and blood type
I have a road ID - great product
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“If you’re reading this, I’m in deep sh!+…”
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“Get the bastard that did this too me”
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I’ve fallen & I can’t get up!
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Is my bike ok!
I have a friend who was found on the side of the road after a bike wreck. He was awake but couldn’t answer any of the questions, name, address, etc( it took him 3 days to remember his name). His ID was on his bike shoe which was removed and put in a bag so he still ended up in the ER as a john doe until his girl friend got started phoning around. So the lesson is; Wear it someplace the medics will find it.
After personal ciritical info, mine instructs whoever finds me to tell my wife I love her. Everytime I put it on, I remember to be safe first, and to enjoy my ride second.
I have ADD, or as I like to call it, extreme multitasking, like crazy so I need to reminder.
How about, “If you can read this, you’re drafting?”
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oops, too many characters.
OH, I like that one. My says “The more you sweat, the less you bleed”, but I like the funny better. DARN, now I gotta get a new one 
“Rubber side DOWN.”
of course, if somebody else is reading it, then this is probably no longer the case for you.
Thanks, guys. Those are some good ones. I knew I could count on you. I really like the “Is my bike OK” suggestion. That might be a winner. I’ll just make sure to tell my wife I love her before I leave the house to go workout. That way, I won’t have to waste a line on my Road ID!
Or the opposite
“Hairy side up”
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Allergies: Car+Asphalt.
Ow!
Save the bike!
Chicks dig scars.