We are roasting a triathlete friend at dinner tonight. He is 76, a lawyer, and doing Kona for the 3rd time.
Give me your best one liners.
Gary Mc
How about…
smells like dick in here… did you fart?
also works with burp instead of fart.
Not bad, but I’m not sure I want to go that blue. Depends on how many liquid muscle relaxers we all have.
Gary Mc