Need Naughty and Nice Professions

For the NYE party, we are putting name tags on the back of each person, with a profession/personality on it. The person has to ask others questions to figure out what profession/personality they have on their back. The overall theme of the NYE party is Naughy or Nice. So the first question people should ask is… Am I naughty or nice?

Anyone have any suggestions for professions/personalities.

Here are a few I have:

Naughty:

Pimp
Prostitute
Porn Star
Grinch
Drug Dealer
Thief
Mobster
Communist Dictator
Peeping Tom
Murderer
Phone Sex Operator

Nice:

Easter Bunny
Santa Claus
Nun
Nurse
Teacher
Police Officer
Angel
Doctor
Life Guard
School Crossing Guard
Fire Fighter

Any one have any other suggestions? I need about 10-15 more. I’ll probably have to go with some that are borderline naughty/nice, like Lawyers, Dentists, etc…but I don’t want to have too many of those.

Edited for updates:

Well… I’d probably scrub terrorist from your list. Too many people have good reason to not have a sense of humour about that one, and I’m sure you don’t want to upset anyone.

Firemen/women have jumped near the top of many people’s ‘nice’ list, what with 9/11 on the one hand, and all those kitties rescued from trees on the other.

On the naughty list, I think porn movie fluffers are a nicer type of naughty person than the stars - just as much hard work, without all the glory.

Well… I’d probably scrub terrorist from your list. Too many people have good reason to not have a sense of humour about that one, and I’m sure you don’t want to upset anyone.

Firemen/women have jumped near the top of many people’s ‘nice’ list, what with 9/11 on the one hand, and all those kitties rescued from trees on the other.

On the naughty list, I think porn movie fluffers are a nicer type of naughty person than the stars - just as much hard work, without all the glory.

I thougth I had firefighter on there…I’ll add that one to my list

I thought about that for terrorists…maybe I’ll just use Saddam Hussein or communist dictator instead.

And, I thought about fluffer too…but I’m pretty sure some people at the party wouldn’t know what it is…and while I would still use it, the BF will certainly over rule it since it’s 75% his friends (a few of my friends won’t know what it is either…but I don’t mind making them slightly uncomfortable to expand their horizons…lol)

Some ideas:

Naughty:
Porn Director
ENRON Executive
Con Man
Bank Robber
Religious Cult Leader

Nice:
Soldier/Sailor
Priest/Reverend
Knight
Peace Corps Worker
.

Naughty;

executioner
pet shelter executioner
politician (was that already on there)

Nice:
dog walker
vet

(I’ve been watching lots of the Dog Whisperer this week…)
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Some ideas:

Naughty:
Porn Director

How 'bout child pornographer. There’s a special corner in Hell (well, if I actually believed in a Hell) for such a person .

nice:
lifeguard
tooth fairy
EMT
.

I’m not sure I would put “executioner” on the naughty list. Most individuals who perform lawful executions are either in the law or medical profession. While it may be a ‘dirty’ job, someone has to do it, an those who are sentenced to die by a court of law deserve it. These executioners are doing a dirty job, but only because they have to do it for the common good.

thought of a couple more nice ones:
watiress/waiter
actor/actress

cool idea, BTW.

Thanks,

We also asked everyone to write down one resolution from last year that they didn’t keep, we’re going to have everyone guess what un-kept resolution goes with which person. Should provide for some fun commentary.

thought of a couple more nice ones:

**actor/actress **


Really?

Or should that be in pink.

Great idea…! I think you’ve got some of the categorisation mixed though…

I’d put Porn Stars and Prostitutes on the Nice list :slight_smile:

… and i second QRGirl on Vet for the nice category

Superman = Nice
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Yeah, I think Vet is nice, and I’ll add superhero to the list of nice. Now I just need a few more naughty professions. I think I’m adding priest to the could go either way.

Naughty

Politician
Lawyer
Ex-wife’s
Used car salesman
New car salesman
Convicted felon
Lawyer

Nice

Librarian
School teacher
Triathlete
.

Naughty: Contractor

Nice: Builder
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Naughty: Contractor

Nice: Builder
My friend, why are making NYE recommendations on January 2? Honestly? Call it a day. Everyone at the office is worried about you.

Er. At least I’m not a dollar short.

Er. At least I’m not a dollar short.
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