Need help with the 10 ten punishment suggestions for Zabrewskie's perpetrators

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  1. Swim the bacteria ladened waters of the Louisville Ironman.
  2. Dress like a moron with a syringe and run next to Lance.
  3. 100 Hill repeats up Solitude in Utah
  4. Room with Michael Ball for 1 year

Help i need more . . . . .

2

Make him post a critique my position thread on slowtwitch. He will never be the same again.

3

Damn, that should be Number 1

LOL
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  1. Swim the bacteria ladened waters of the Louisville Ironman.
  2. Dress like a moron with a syringe and run next to Lance.
  3. 100 Hill repeats up Solitude in Utah
  4. Room with Michael Ball for 1 year

Help i need more . . . . .
Hired as sales rep to the TdF for powercranks.
Made to clean all the frames of the team for a year with his tongue.

John

5

A garotte will do.

6

They need to be forced to eat an entire tube of DZ-NUTS.

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  1. Learn to spell “Zabriskie”
8

Zabriskey is the European spelling

Zabrewskie is the America Spelling
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9

Be forced to watch the unedited version of this commercial, forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uYBlBn004Q

Sam

10

Watch the Opinionatd Cyclist video posts, back to back for 37 days.