Need a "tag line" for a tri club

Have a membership flyer/application for a tri club that needs a good tag line. “Don’t drown alone” or “Share the training pain” does not really do much to attract new members…Anyone have any bright ideas?

John M.

“It ain’t just our knuckles that drag on the ground!”
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I’m sure you’ve heard it before…but I really like “Do you Tri?”

Thomas
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How 'bout -

“Tri it, You’ll like it better than sex with your spouse (don’t ask how we know)”

Just an idea…

“If triathloning was easy, it would be your mom.”
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“Don’t tri this at home boys and girls, these are professionals”.

Saw a T-shirt somewhere that said “How about a threesome?”. I thought that was pretty funny!

“We sing, we dance, we love.”
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Central Ohio Triathlon Team - COTT
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“Tripping on Lactic acid for 20 years”

No wait, that’s my club’s tag line :o

jaretj
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“A trisome your family would love to watch…”

" 3 events, one goal, together…"

Weeman
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“Stop if you feel pain, dizziness, or nausea.” (Or if, like, your team isn’t down with the irony, add a “Don’t” to the beginning of the sentence.)
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“I’m Rick James, bitch!”.

Swim, bike, run, repeat.