It’s been at least 1 month since I sent you a friend request on Facebook. I ain’t gonna, lie… it stings a bit that you haven’t accepted. However, I recognize that nowadays, it’s a little bit risky and maybe even creepy to become friends with someone online. I can assure you that it is neither risky or creepy. It’s actually a lucky that we could become friends. I like me and I think you would too. If that’s not enough, consider:
I love Scott bikes, just like you. If I had $12 grrr, I’d for sure buy the Plasma 2.
I’m a fan of Dresdner bank. (In fairness, I’m actually a fan of any bank that isn’t going out of business right now. I might switch banks. Do you know if they have direct deposit???)
Lastly, I do triathlons too, just like you.
Anyway, I hope you’d reconsider. If by chance you’ve erased my invite, don’t worry. Let’s just say mulligans off the first tee and have a do-over. Just give me the word and I’ll send another. I’m a big fan and promise not to post anything crazy on your Facebook wall. C’mon dude, just hit “accept” and we’re in business!
Hey Norm - What in the hell do you have against Mdcrag? He seems like a good enough guy. Once Mdcrag got a flat tire and I saw the dude go “ape”. He also always accuses me of drafting. Anyway, I think it’s kinda bogus that you won’t be his friend.
Normanator, Bitte seien Sie Duchtin’s Freund, Jetzt!!!
Are you friends with Macca? He is friends with like, 2000 people. Surely he will friend you without a doubt. Maybe if you switch to the “dark side”, he will friend you to win you back…
Have you seen the movie “He’s just not that into you”?
