Name our relay team!

Triathlon Forum
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Recently a couple friends of mine and I decided to do a 1/2 Ironman as a relay in mid September. I’ll do the swim, our cyclist is a male Cat IV type, and our runner is a very talented duathlete (Went to 2003 Du-Worlds, and was ranked by Triathlete magazine as 4th in her age group in North America talented). So she’ll probably be bailing us out with the run leg of the race.

Anyway, I have been tasked with coming up with the team name. Unfortunately my quick wit isn’t so quick today. I’ve got a whole-lotta’-nuthin’. So I’m looking for some input here.

Go ahead and name our team!

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why not call the team whole-lotta’-nuthin’

Or Two Dudes and a Wonder Runner
.

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or better yet, **whole-notta’-luthin’ **or how about - Buns & Weenies
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Team 242

2 twigs

4 berries

2 melons

terrible, i know…

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Smithereens?

Smithereenies?

Smitherweenies?

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Slow - Medium - Fast

No offense if you aren’t really slow.

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Slow - Medium - Fast

No offense if you aren’t really slow.
Do you mean to be offensive if he is slow? :slight_smile:

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Sandy Duncan’s Eye
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What are your names?

or

2 Boobs & Support (she being the support!)

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It’s a shame that I’m not tired of this one yet: Hoof Hearted!

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OK. I think I just belly-flopped into the gutter. How about “Pups and Taco”?

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Nothing new, but maybe appropriate?

Beauty and the Beasts

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Gatos Locos.

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Swim, Bike, Fun
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Stick with names that just shout “I love triathlon”

ie:
Rampaging Hermaphrodite Tyranasaurus of Despair

Fighting Zygotes on a Mission

Confused Argonauts From the Future

Mutant Six-Legged Squirmin’ Flagellum

I was on a relay team once with a really good runner, and we were called
“Swim, Bike, Cut Your Heart Out”. That wasn’t bad.