Naked Ride

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I have no problem with a naked ride but prefer to leave the bikes out of it.

How do you de-contaminate the seat after that?

The womens seats are licked clean…the mens are burnt. I still think I would want to wear something to manage the “boys” and prevent them from knocking the seat tube like a metronome as I pedal…horrible bruising is to common…

I think Tom has the righ idea on this one…

duct tape is the answer your seek.