When I turned on my computer this morning I had 32 new emails, 30 of which were spam. 2 were phishing for banks. The other 28 were for Viagra, Cialis, and other ED meds, or ads for drugs/ supplements to make your penis bigger. My question for the guys: Is the size and function of your penis such an issue to guys that it warrants that much spam? Are these spammers actually able to sell things like MegaDik, etc? I just want to know…
I use megadik every day. If it wasn’t for those emails my spouse would be unsatisfied. However, now my bib shorts don’t fit so good.
I am wondering why you are asking guys the question it seems you could much better answer yourself.
Hint: let us know the answer.
No kidding! I am so tired of them trying to enlarge my penis. Like to see them try…
I use megadik every day.
But that’s just for attitude, right? I kid, I kid…
I am wondering why you are asking guys the question it seems you could much better answer yourself.
Hint: let us know the answer.
In the immortal words of Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, “It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion…”
Off to clean out my medicine cabinet.
I don’t get those emails. Why are you getting them?
I don’t get those emails.
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Yeah - but we all know there is absolutely no need for those products in Atlantic Canada.
Myabe if you moved to Alberta …
Yeah, you have lots of cattle out there…
edit - my bad, checked your profile, you’re in Virginia. My condolences.
"Are these spammers actually able to sell things like MegaDik, etc? I just want to know… "
Apparently they must or they wouldn’t be spamming. The thing is - who buys anything from a spam email? Not only have I never bought something from spam, but it’s been years since I have even opened and read their messages. 100% gets deleted. Everyone seems to despise spam so wouldn’t it seem like a good idea to never buy from spammers? If they never got any business would they be inclined to keep spamming?
Even if they only get a 0.0001% success rate, it’s a pretty good return. It barely costs anything to send the emails.
I know. That’s why everyone should just delete them.
never had a need for that stuff.
What the hell is that thing? I can’t imagine any guy wanting to put their wotsit in that! (Mind you, I said that about Anna Nicole Smith…)
I thought about it, but it doesn’t come in a large enough size for me. I’ll have to be content with tucking it into my left sock.
not very impressive when you wear those above the knee compression socks and are a shortarse to boot! 
Just call me “tripod”
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o my god
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I was thinking gastropod
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