In a bit of a “predicament”.
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really really fast.
no…really.
When the dude in the next trailer over comes to, offer him and his wife/cousin/sister a hard pack of marlboro reds or half a sixer of pull tabs to come on over. One to sit on you, one to give 'er a good rip.
If you’re way out in the woods just you and your banjo, rig something up in true 'neck fashion.
Maybe vice grips and twine.
You can’t reach it, is that the issue?
I have to ask, did it work on other parts?
Years ago, here in S. Cal. radio guys Mark and Brian had a contest for Superbowl tickets. One (hairy) guy duct taped himself up and then let people tear the strips off. After the last one, he took a dive into an alcohol filled kiddie pool. It wasn’t enough for him to win, though - there were worse stunts.
assuming you are serious, try peanut butter or mayo or mineral spirits. these can be used to get gum out of hair, so i am guess they would work for you. but can’t you just cut it off?
scissors or clippers? and peanut butter or margerine as mentioned earlier.
Oddly enough just today I was tryin to wax my thighs…seriously. But, I would think that you just tear it off…
Oh, you know how you cut the penis off a guy from WI? Kick his sister in the chin…
Ok…time for me to confess. No I did not use duct tape. My first post was just to see if there truly were some rednecks in slowtwitch that would do such a thing to save a few bucks.
Thank goodness. We were starting to worry about you.
If we would have had duct tape during the war, the war would have been over 2 years earlier.
If we would have had duct tape during the war, the war would have been over 2 years earlier.
You idiot when and who do you think devised duct tape?
That my little friend is just a little stupid thing I said in praise of duct tape. If you noticed I did not say which war. I did this because I am well aware the “duck tape” was developed in world war 2.
You need to either ignore me or get a sense of humor. I pitty you.
That my little friend is just a little stupid thing I said in praise of duct tape. If you noticed I did not say which war. I did this because I am well aware the “duck tape” was developed in world war 2.
You need to either ignore me or get a sense of humor. I pitty you.
Oh excuse me oh wise one…I just thought you were being your normal and quite ignorant self not a historian of of the Johnson and Johnson company.
I will neither ignore you or get a sense of humor when it comes to your lame and boorish ways. Oh and you spell “pitty”, pity. Or were you referring to putty? Who invented that oh wise one?
You can out spell youngling and proably out fuck me but at the ind of the day you are no one.
You can out spell youngling and proably out fuck me but at the ind of the day you are no one.
Really? Well Tibbs I have a life, so that makes me someone. Can you claim the same? And for that matter, you have no idea how old I am.
So who are you Tibbs? Tell us you pathetic excuse for a man.
I am a child killer. I am eight years old and ply my trade using piano wire. I have killed 18 women in New Hampshire and hope to bring to 30 before summer brake is over and I have to go back to school.
Long live Satan.
I am a child killer. I am eight years old and ply my trade using piano wire. I have killed 18 women in New Hampshire and hope to bring to 30 before summer brake is over and I have to go back to school.
Long live Satan.
You are a sad excuse for a human being Tibbs…
No I am super human and no excuses are needed. You see I am the perfection of all things. Those women aren’t even human to me. In my 8 years of life I alone know what life means. Life means power and the distruciton of the good and kind of this world.
I soon hope to begin the cleansing of all dictionary editors. Thier control of spelling in a road block to my cleansing of the Earth for the return of Satan. You see in hell I failed the spelling test and was made the chosen one.
“Hey stupid,” Lucifar said looking up from his latest issue if people. “Your mom said you failed you spelling test, good work. Now go up top and get the earth ready for me.”
So I do my father’s bidding and wait. The War of Funk&Wagnuls has just begun.
Just sad…
Tibbs, have you noticed how all of your old “friends” haven’t been sticking up for you lately? They’ve grown weary, and they have realized they misplaced their sentiments. From your perspective you had a good thing going here for a while. People even felt sorry for you, but you screwed it up just like everything else in your life.
Sad…