My predictions for the winner of the Tour de France

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  1. 2 Units of banked whole blood

  2. EPO, testosterone chamois cream (the procycling equivalent of putting snot on the baseball)

  3. Dianabol

KOM - one pint of packed red blood cells and 2 liters of volume expander

Green Jersey - Testosterone patch, 2 cycles of Dianabol and 20mg of Methamphetamine

Lantern rouge- Starbuck’s Venti Vanilla Latte with an extra shot and a Cinnamon scone

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Lantern rouge- Starbuck’s Venti Vanilla Latte with an extra shot and a Cinnamon scone

Hey! That’s MY order…except I usually go with the Maple Nut scone. No wonder I’m slow.