My poem on being fat

Men snicker
Women turn their heads in disgust
Fat man on bicycle rides
Gut hangs
Gut fills in space infront of legs and behind elbows
Fat man is more aero then you
Fat man has last laugh
.

There once was a man named Tibbs

Who loved to eat BBQ ribs

 With lots of good cheer 

 And Shiner Bock beer 

And a tablecloth used as a bib
.

Marry me.

What would kittycat say?

She’d join in.