Men snicker
Women turn their heads in disgust
Fat man on bicycle rides
Gut hangs
Gut fills in space infront of legs and behind elbows
Fat man is more aero then you
Fat man has last laugh
.
There once was a man named Tibbs
Who loved to eat BBQ ribs
With lots of good cheer
And Shiner Bock beer
And a tablecloth used as a bib
.
Marry me.
What would kittycat say?
She’d join in.